This is the best announcement anybody has ever made

I’m so sick of all the bots under every tweet I see

He’s the type to say “Speaker? I didn’t bring a speaker, but I brought my guitar” on a camping trip

I want to eat moo deng

Woah

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Happy Valentine’s to me!

Asked for the kids menu just for the crayons. Drew a Sonic.

Is the wax on cheese edible? That didn’t taste edible.

Fun until it flies near the tv

The biggest delusion in this world is that a baby on board sticker will stop a drunk man on a mission.

Donald Trump would befriend manbearpig at this point. That’s not a good thing.

I hope we get the Vigilantes killing a fuck ton of nazis, while Backstabber by Ke$ha plays

DO A FLIP (repost)