RT IF YOU WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK

America celebrated its favorite thing with its other favorite thing

I think Shane Gillis is a funny comedian but the number of dudes who have developed a creepy parasocial relationship with him built on their deep need to call stuff gay is just absolutely tragic

When the scary fast zombies show up

I am Rouge Pig

waiting room of a family court in england

Ugh! Zionists calling protesters nazis, protesters calling zionists nazis. Almost makes me wish there had never been any nazis in the first place!

When they spell it "shoppe" instead of "shop" I know I'm about to be whimsically overcharged

We're in hell

Does Canada have nuclear weapons? Imagine getting nuked by canada

Thundercat is living proof that if you're good enough at bass guitar, you can do whatever you want

Power Move 2017

24 hrs clean from celebrating even the smallest accomplishment with cocaine, this calls for a little celebration

Chappell Roan think she Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga think she Madonna. Madonna think she John Waters. John Waters think he the hamburglar.

If Wes Anderson directed chernobyl

Hey yawl, my third album just dropped, just like that. 'Now That's What I Call Comedy Vol. 21' out wherever you want to hear it. If you want to buy it, here's my Bandcamp page: andreworvedahl.bandcamp.com/album/now-that…

Honestly brilliant of the white house to onboard the world's only even less likeable billionaire