story of my LIFE LMAAO

If someone asks what you are doing on Halloween, earnestly look at the sky and say "I will be getting stronger."

is the World Series over yet bc it’s been scheduled in the time slot that the Masked Singer is on so I haven’t been able to indulge in a couple weeks

is anyone else ever hyperaware of their tongue being in their mouth and don’t really know what to do with it?

if this isn’t me and Julie then idek vm.tiktok.com/uS7LV9/

Word. #InsecureHBO

GUESS WHO'S BACK AND REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD TO HER OLD TWITTER ACCOUNT. Here's a hint: it's me

RIP Chris D'Elia. He ain't dead, he's just a child predator.

6lack: it's pronounced "black" Me:....anyway six lack.

a person who is busy isn’t the problem. a person that doesn’t communicate is the problem.

me: all bodies are beautiful 💖 my brain: except yours me: except mine 💖

Grim Reapers protesting with Karens to open schools in Houston 💀

If 600 dollars a week is substantially more than what most people make , isn’t that the problem ???

If you don’t keep your nose in your mask, I’m snatching it

does anybody else have like no concept of time when they’re sitting in traffic? like I could sit in traffic for really what’s only 15 minutes and still be telling people that “I sat in traffic for a fucking hour the other day”

This might be the hardest picture of the year.