"p" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there

Me laughing at my own text because I’m hilarious

the biggest comeback is making yourself happy again

When October hit don't ask me if I'm tryna do spooky things just come get me

"how's life going" idk bro i've been ignoring it

If we walking together just know imma bump into u cus I can't walk in a straight line

Someone: “you pick” me:

a party with an open bar except the bar only serves soup. no alcohol. just free unlimited hot soup

forgetting to wear my jewelry

Fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce.

The gift is from “us” but paid for by me

little sisters just be thinking you so rich

I screenshot stuff & never look at it again then wonder why I got no storage

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

WOKE UP CRAVING A TRIPLE DIPPER

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming