Princess Diana: "These are not human beings. I witnessed the rituals they performed by drinking human blood, and they noticed me, they would kill me." After she made this statement a car accident happened under the bridge, and emergency crews waited 45 mins for her to die.

Leaving this here...

Wth is misconduct in public office? Why not say he's a pdf file?

Prince Andrew was arrested on his 66th Birthday, by 6 police officers exactly 666 days after this happened. Wild

me if my family catches me mid suicide attempt

someone needs to tell him he looks like fckin sandra bullock

I miss when people stood 6 feet away from me in lines.

They must all go to the same hairdresser

i’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me

NOT THE AIR HORSE 1S

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

Happy birthday, weed

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

I wonder if Bubbles the chimp will be in the MJ movie

You mean the places selling grinders and crack pipes emblazoned with pictures of drugs are also selling drugs waow

my mom deserves the world & nothing less.

LASAGNA MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT?!?!?!

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”