I have applied for honorary membership in the cult my coworker’s 9-year-old kid runs. Here is everything I think I know about The Tree Empire:

College bestie texted me out of no where with a book recommendation and we’ve been gushing about recent reads for the last hour. 🥰🤩 If *you* have a reading bestie you haven’t heard from in a while, SEND THEM A BOOK RECOMMENDATION. Do it. Now. You won’t be sorry.

Apparently everyone else got the memo that though yesterday was toasty, todays AM adventure would require a moderately heavy jacket and gloves as a bare minimum. 🥶

Jacob’s first-ever live show is tonight (the benefit show starts in 20min, Disco Hammer goes on at 7pm)! Mother in law flew into town this morning and surprised me with matching t-shirts. 🤘🏻 WE’RE READY!

Love to spend ~2 hours meticulously drafting a request for additional details in an attempt to relieve the manic butterflies in my belly before they send an offer only to nuke it all and send a "hell yeah free to chat whenever" reply, using 45 emoji to "adequately" express myself

Bonez on displayyyyy

👋🏻 I'm looking to start my next gig sometime in January. If you want to work with [checks notes] a senior front-end engineer and web accessibility specialist who cares about users, we should talk!

A bunch of winter-glitter kinda just showed up on the hills around town some time last night

RIGHT, The costume. The costume for Halloween. The costume chosen specifically FOR Halloween. The HALLOWEEN costume.

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

Solved my first ever Rubik’s cube. Fucked around without looking up any techniques the last two days, which resulted in me only solving one layer. Googled “how to solve Rubik’s cube for kids” and sure enough, the instructions were simple enough. 😝

How long until Clay adds a mastodon option for connected accounts?