Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

live where? in foster care? the street? in homes where their parents hate them? in homes where they grow up abused??

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

#BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in federal prison and must pay a $750,000 fine - both slight upward departures of sentencing guidelines.

Cha ✨ It could always be worse…

when i call you “bb” it stands for baked beans, remember that

I might look normal but I bark back at dogs

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast

There's so much shame and stigma around addiction, but the reality is addictive behaviors are adaptations. Our body is seeking something to help calm our internal sensations and our intense, overwhelming, racing thoughts.

“try not to think about it too much” me:

protect your peace

My dad taught me to not depend on any man… including him