Always a ridiculous ending to that movie. Frodo and Sam have to travel across the world by foot to throw a ring in a volcano. Then, after their accomplishment of many many months, they get rescued by Eagles that Gandolf the wizard could summon at any time. 12 hours or 2?

Change a movie line with two words. I’ll start. “Hello, my name is Inego Montoya. You Kissed my Mother. Prepare to die!”

If you want to find a real conspiracy, try to find yesterday’s weather forecast.

Dear Deadpool please make another Pikachu movie. It was one of the best movies of the past decade. I’m a fan.

I went back to watching AMC. It’s Back to the Future.

Caption this.

Brown and white, or white and brown?

The US is ten UKs across.

The true conspiracy is that the Government is not out to get you… they don’t even know you exist.

Name of a bar in Salt Lake City.

When people tell me I’m wrong, generally I ask them what they believe. Some people don’t have an answer.

The problem with being “woke” is that a person no longer approaches ideas with an open mind. “Eyes wide shut.”

If you put a two minute long ad on your app, I’m not going to keep playing.

I don’t like the broken sentences format for local news story. They have a witness giving a statement, and the reporter cuts it after each sentence to say a sentence of their own, then resumes the witness, only for a single sentences, repeated sometimes for five minutes.

Do you know? They don’t sell worms in cans. They sell them in bags. This opens up a whole bag of worms.

Who was it that decided eyes and teeth were not included in healthcare?

Spaceship flying in…

Location of treasure. Go hiking. maps.app.goo.gl/EFSabXQorAAGfr…

I stopped watching after 20 minutes.

Cascade Mountain near Orem Utah. First snow of the season.