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Sooz Kempner

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"Comedian" DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agents: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice

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NJ 💮(@NoJusticeMTG) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Could it have been the person who got £700k of donations from private equity bosses and VC who approached sir Keith in 2017 to do exactly this? I'm sure they weren't expecting ROI or anything

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There's a really naughty international Grand Prix dressage horse called Franziskus who is always kicking off in competitions and at home, he's a mischief-maker, a cheeky boy. Even his picture on the owner's website has him going 'yeah? And what?'

There's a really naughty international Grand Prix dressage horse called Franziskus who is always kicking off in competitions and at home, he's a mischief-maker, a cheeky boy. Even his picture on the owner's website has him going 'yeah? And what?'
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Sophia Benoit(@1followernodad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“This won’t help your cause” yes it fucking will & does. When people who you generally align with politically or socially are mass protesting about something, it often makes more “moderate” people think the issue is extremely important. The losers who pretend it alienates…

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anatomie d’une fruit(@uncanny_eli) 's Twitter Profile Photo

thread: the most active publisher of transphobic books in the UK, Swift Press, is also a big hub of anti-CRT activism and other anti-left publishing, was cited as 'grow[ing] very fast' by a recent prize committee, and is backed by basically every acclaimed indie press you know

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Joz Norris(@JozNorris) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Seinfeld is right, wokeness has killed bold, boundary-pushing TV comedy ideas like Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. You're just not allowed to have big, game-changing ideas like that any more, because of ULEZ and woke.

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Remember, if you're in to social justice and poor it's the politics of envy, what do you know anyway, you can't even make money. If you're in to social justice and rich you're out of touch, pampered, elitist. What's the perfect income to be allowed to support social justice pls?

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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When centrists wring their hands over the Tories refusing to entertain socialist policies that are extremely popular (and required) with society I don't feel the need to reply 'you got what you wanted' BUT when I read those replies I always do this:

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derek guy(@dieworkwear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone from Piers Morgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
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Sooz Kempner(@SoozUK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I'd been asked 'when did The DaVinci Code movie come out?' and been given 3 seconds to answer I'd have gone '2018' and wtf 2006?! That film is from 18 years ago?! Fuck you, time.

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Owen Jones(@OwenJones84) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When US college students were protesting against the Vietnam War, most Americans supported the Vietnam War.

Including college students!

In 1967, 49% of US students backed escalation in Vietnam. 35% backed de-escalation.

In 1969, most students backed Nixon's Vietnam policies.

When US college students were protesting against the Vietnam War, most Americans supported the Vietnam War. Including college students! In 1967, 49% of US students backed escalation in Vietnam. 35% backed de-escalation. In 1969, most students backed Nixon's Vietnam policies.
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