I've been watching Golden Girls and it is obviously delightful, maybe the greatest sitcom ever, of course, but the very best part is Betty White making everyone break with her St. Olaf stories. They don't make em like they used to

The grandma next to me at my kid’s baseball game is red solo cupping some boxed red wine. It’s 95 degrees out. I have seen my future and it is bright

Yes! Yes

not committed enough to this joke to spend more than 5 minutes in photoshop on it but

i will never understand why disney keeps making those other live actions when they have a perfect script here that would need zero changes and, if they're updated to people, almost no CGI, and it's RIGHT HERE

7% of poll respondents and I have a problem now. It’s on sight for you 7%

have to consider, though, that her snub for Arrival is compelling evidence that members of the Academy physically cannot see or hear Amy Adams

squatters rights opportunities abound in South Lake Tahoe if you’re all in the market to get a few months’ free rent in paradise ❤️❤️❤️😅

The problem is we moms in the trenches have Boomer moms 🙃

To be fair that state is midway through the western part of the country

I have to be honest here I feel like one of the peasants in the emperor has no clothes

look i am obviously going to be there opening night but also...that guy? what is the interest in gollum, i mean, honestly. we already have a smarmy lil asshole (Bilbo, complimentary) and he got a couple movies too many already. Serkis is great; why not let him do something else?

Ursula acted in bad faith! Judgment in favor of Ariel!

He tried nothing and he’s out of options

the arizona bar magazine's annual creative issue poetry section really outdid itself this year