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Amanda

@samwiseglamgee

Mrs. @Bonz50 has won second place in several essay contests. Sentient cactus emoji. Believes that Doc Hollywood (1991) is the blueprint of all good film/tv.

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Sample size insignificant but if my kids’ friends are any indication in 15 years the MLB will be about 90% sons of two moms

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A Samaritan is NOT my neighbor and you saying so, doesn't make it so. The Samaritan has a neighbor... in Samaria! And God bless them both that it is so.

A Samaritan is NOT my neighbor and you saying so, doesn't make it so. The Samaritan has a neighbor... in Samaria! And God bless them both that it is so.
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Yet again I am left to wonder why so many sports complexes seem allergic to multi-level parking You could put one big parking structure in here and apartments for 1,000 people

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😂😂😂 I mean I don’t think it’s totally fair to call Gallego “Mayneline Normeedem” but he’s really trying to get there

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She was really SO funny in Goldmember, a film that neither she nor anyone else needed to do any sort of good performance for (I love it but. Come on)