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please please please watch this

The shambles that is Topshop One New Change order collection. Been here 20 minutes while they search for my parcel in this mess along with a huge line of other customers. People are demanding refunds and trying to find their own parcels rather than wait any longer. TopshopHelp

I’ve had worse Wednesday evenings.... Whirlwind 24hr work trip to Glasgow and Edinburgh which resulted in a lunchtime panic to book flights, a hotel and buy a change of clothes! 🙈 The… instagram.com/p/Bw7e0hnhl9Q/…

GoT is cancelled.

I need to have a bath and wash the disappointment of the last 8 years of my life away. I might be a while.

Lost: ends in a ridiculous fashion after 6 years. Couldn’t get any worse than that. Game of thrones: hold my coat...

Theresa May as bottles of Tresemmé. A thread:

Do I know anyone who works in hr?

Jade stone marble nails by the nail queen @beautybyhannahhenn 💅🏻 Cheering me up on this gloomy wet Monday 💕 . . . #biosculpture #biosculpturegel #marblenails #gelnails #bbloggers #bblogger #beautyblog #beautyblogger #nailsofinstagram #manimonday #notd #nailsmagazine #nailitdaily

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*Gifted* The one that started my obsession with facial mists. The one that I still don’t think can be beaten! The @caudalie Beauty Elixir has definitely earned its stripes and this summer comes in the most gorgeous limited edition bottle. So refreshing and uplifting when you…

i can’t believe i have only just found out that cheetahs don’t roar but they meow like cats

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love