There has never been a better example of a pretty boy on bravo who should just never speak than this guy... oof.

Ive been keeping better track of everything this yr in terms of my workload. As April ends, here are some tallies since Jan 1:
# of Script Pages Read: 8697
Hours of Notes Calls: 250
Pgs of Written Notes: 45 (+15 due this wk)
Contest Finalists/Winners: 4
Weeks til I take Vaca: 5.5

The thing is, stuff like this only works if everyone you might send this to KNOWS what it is. I have never heard of Nando's. No idea. Is it like McDonalds? Waffle House? Red Lobster? No idea. So in theory, it's cheeky, but in practice, no, this is not a good scene intro!

Happy Happy Birthday Cindy Begel!!! A light of sanity and experience in the twitter darkness.

Kamala Harris: A woman can and will be President.
Drew Barrymore: Can we call you Mommy?
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Announcement: I know I said I wouldnt be doing another 4-Month Fall Mentorship but life & this biz is a funny thing. So, IT'S HAPPENING! Only taking 10 Mentees. Registration & Intro Calls begin June 3! Fall Session begins Aug 1! Start planning now. My mentees get RESULTS
#nobull

I see folks out here with time for hobbies, classes, working out, vacations, Sunday fundays, great meals they cooked, goin to the movies, hanging w/ friends AND they sleep 7-8 hrs a night. So either y'all are a buncha social media liars or I just really need a new job & adderall.

Me at 1pm on a Sunday: Ok, I'm not going to that party today so that I have all day to read 5 scripts and get ahead, it's gonna be a great work day!
Me at 6:22pm on a Sunday: Ok... I should probably start reading now. I've eaten all the bread.

No BullScript is booking Notes Calls for the week of May 13th & May 20th! I will be taking some actual time off in June (finally). So, reserve your spot soon!

To all my Novelists who also write Screenplays -- what's the #1 thing you learned from writing scripts that helped you write better books??

I Love how all the Democrat Governors around the country are posting pics with their dogs that they didn't shoot in a gravel pit. This is the level of social media shade I want from my representatives! #KristiNoemIsEvil #KristiNoemPsychopath

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Everyone I know still dead names this stupid app. Everyone. It's Twitter.

I know 𝓜att 𝓜isetich posted something similar but it can't be stated enuf how important having great story/creative instincts & an instinctive ear for dialogue is in the distinction betw good & great. You can develop them but it takes way more time & effort than most are willing to give

If you ever get the choice to either put Kristi Noem in a gravel pit or not put Kristi Noem in a gravel pit... Bury her. But tell her she was a bad dog first.

This is definitely NOT why these kids are masked at protests! The only reason they are masked is so cops, school & media cannot identify them. Period. They do not give 2 shits about covid bc they sure as fuck dont wear masks at frat parties, bars or anywhere else. Stop being dumb

Some MORE good news! My mentee Martin Bartlett who had a film made last year just got his 2ND SCRIPT greenlit!! Production starts in Oct! BOTH were projects we worked on in the mentorships. No BullScript is set to have FOUR client films go into production this year still! Wooo!

If they get rid of Dorit (which they shouldnt) then they need to bring back either Teddi or Brandi!!! I also might get rid of Garcelle after this season & bring on Cynthia Bailey.