i love a problem solving ass nigga. bc it’s always something with me

ik im grown asf bc i call everybody boo now, i used to HATE when my aunt called people boo but #iunderstanditnow

instagram b like hey girl do u wanna follow this other girl yo ngga b liking 👀

Oh well I wouldn't cause if you get fat today he gone leave yo ass today

My boo let me be a super brat lol

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

sexy crazy perfect girl

Taking pictures in a Photo Booth with the loml is on my wishlist

being in college really opened my eyes because why are the babies leaving for school at 6:30 inna morning…😭

if you got your mama last name yo momma didn’t play with nggas and i got mad respect for her like fr

instagram ate with that grainy filter

can’t do this single shit anymore i need sum tall n sexy laid up on top of me calling me mommy while i baby him n cover his face in kisses

Reached a certain age and started commenting on random TikToks and ig posts… it is well

8th grade was never the same

They don’t make love like this nomoreee 😭😩

oh baby this would do it for me so badly😭😭😭😭

men lay it on thick for 2 days then they car in the shop and their dog died

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

who lied & said early birds get the head cause I been up early ash lately and nobody gave me nun

me getting kicked out of a wedding for yelling “me and who” 25 times