Sorry, I’m an Aquarius so I remember that weirdly specific event from your childhood you mentioned in passing one time but, by God, wtf is your name even

Aquarius will lie to your face unprovoked. Like you could ask an Aquarius what they had for breakfast and they’ll lie to you for absolutely no reason at all

Just because I am willing to discuss this issue at length doesn’t mean I care, it only means I’m right

Just because I’m the worst doesn’t mean I’m not better than everyone else

I’ll be ready to change the world as soon as I get over this boredom

I want to die but not in a depressed way, more like in an I really need a good night’s sleep way

Aquarius: I really like them *person likes them back* Aquarius: Ew, why would you ruin a perfectly good thing?

Aquarius: Idk why people think I’m so mysterious. I’m very frank. Also Aquarius: *never opens up about feelings*

As an Aquarius, I just want to be worshipped but also as an Aquarius, I hate that

As an Aquarius, I think everyone is good and beautiful except that one person who slightly inconvenienced me two weeks ago

I can start drama right now but do I care? Nah

Aquarius: You’re not the boss of me. Also Aquarius: *makes long term plans revolving around that one person they adore but, like, professionally and intellectually*

Lost interest in what you were saying six words in

Sometimes I watch sad movies just to confirm I actually have feelings

I’ve come to realize that subsisting solely on sugar isn’t a “healthy coping mechanism”

As an Aquarius, I don’t really have a personality, I’m just a vibe

The most essential part of communication is just never responding to people

Aquarius will reply to you in rapid fire or after two weeks, you never know what you will get

Aquarius will walk out of your life and never look back

If you’ve had one deep conversation with an Aquarius, no other conversations in your life will ever be as good