Reminder to all members: This is my place of work, so no, I do not know who is winning or how Jordan is doing. I am at work doing my job.

Secret Assistant Pro (insert Blue Tick here) AssistantProProblems good shop help is hard to find.#halfday#getyourowncart

The past few weeks have been pretty hectic with a lot going on. Give me a day or so and I will get back in the groove of things.

Last cart out, cart paths only... guess rules don't matter AssistantProProblems

"@dancrowley5: The calls I get... it's like google doesn't exist AssistantProProblems" Or the weather channel.

"Steven Neville, PGA: I need a closet and a golf closet in my apartment. AssistantProProblems" Toss those old clubs on kijiji and clear out some space.

"Jeff Phieffer: AssistantProProblems just had a doozie. "Do you sell counters?""...wah...???

Outings like: Me: what's your last name sir? Guy: im playing with Mr. Smith Me: What is YOUR last name? AssistantProProblems

Rob Andrews AssistantProProblems Same guy will be on the FIFTEENTH hole and be like "wait so do I play my own ball now or..." Prob like a CEO but CANNOT grasp the format.

I got yelled at because a member didn't think he should have to pay sales tax.

New level of lost and found descriptions AssistantProProblems. Mark Paterson

AssistantProProblems high winds and hollow trees don't mix

"DarleneYown: AssistantProProblems His last name wasn't Trump was it?" Zing!

"Casey Morris: AssistantProProblems reminds me of the time a customer told me I was overcharging for a $1 bag of tees." What year was this?

"Rob Mlynar: AssistantProProblems " Look at you getting all kinds of work done!