Every time I go to speak I black out instead I have no idea I’ve I’ve ever actually successfully spoken and if so, in what language

I found the full video from where the "uh ha ha" meme came came from and it makes it even more hilarious 😂😂

Instead of being a “not all men” type of guy, be THIS type of guy. Be an ally to women, if you see us visibly uncomfortable because of another man’s actions, DO SOMETHING

this but it’s about doing anything

this video has become my bible. i read it every morning x.com/llindseyyyyy/s…

my family is sending my 91 year old, legally blind, great uncle to europe alone for a vacation when i dead ass watched this man microwave his birthday cards four months ago

Houston is not having it this year 💀

bro fuck this sleep recorder app

hands down one of the best pop culture moments of 2019

I’m telling my kids this was Martin Luther

everyone’s telling me to tweet this, so here you go

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

Since Twitter sucks and might stop working, if anyone wants my other socials dm me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i feel like if all you have to do to make a group that the government wants dead feel a little bit better about existing is NOT to play a video game conceived by someone who doesn’t consider them human, it is the easiest shit in the world, and you can’t even do that disgusting

ALL THINGS END 🖤 hozier.com

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever