Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they

This should be on your timeline and not the vegetables/fruits AI slop

Ek hi mahine me Holi, Eid, exam, world war,gas shortage, Petrol shortage, thandi, garmi, world cup sab dekh liya (abhi bhi march khatm nhi hua hai)

sometimes, if you are lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window, it’s important that you romanticise that tree as much as possible.

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

Hum log end ho jayenge, March reh jayega. 😭

COOKED means you are fucked, COOKING means you're on to something great and ATE means you slayed. What is this genre of words bro

bhai ek dam lodu Chand app he jiomart 🤡 tum buttermilk search karo to chini, biscuit, cheese falana dhikana sab dikha dega lekin result me buttermilk nhi dikhayega.. or product out of stock he ye sab delivery wala ghar aake batayega..

If my March 2020 self and my March 2026 self sat in a room together, they wouldn’t believe each other.

how tf does this month have one more day left????

anything is better than this tbh😭

it's honestly embarrassing that Chrome accidentally became the best PDF viewer while Adobe spent decades making Acrobat slower and more bloated

fly high and rest in peace goat, idk how to explain but the loss feels so personal, i've grown up listening to asha ji and would like to pass away like that aswell, cause even if she won't be here her voice would live forever transcending time 🤍🕊🙏🏻

Contrary to popular sentiments, i have been always a bigger fan of Asha Bhosle over Lata Mangeshkar thanks to my mother, due to the distinct tonal quality of Ashaji. With her passing away, the golden era of music finally sets in the horizon! Rest in music, Asha Bhosle!

My boyfriend and I were at the mall and he decided to act like he didn’t know me. He walks up all smooth and goes, “You’re too pretty to be shopping alone. Let me carry your bags.” Before I could even react, this girl from the next aisle pops up next to me and goes, “She’s not

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

In a room full of people you’ll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

Remember when you used to open instagram and it was just pictures of your friends, instead of influencers and ads? Ah, the good old days