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//I can downvote tweets, y’all ain’t safe

“. . . Oh- So that’s what ya think that means?- Whoops. Well, uhh.. I’d still recommend taking the shirt off before anyone else comes along and notices-“ AJ that doesn’t help the situation- She only knows what dilf means because of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie

“Umm.. Well.. Not exactly- It does kind of mean that, but in a more.. Adult tone- DILF is actually an acronym. And like I said, it’s pretty adult-“ She’s trying to tip-toe around having to say what it means, not even entirely sure she should tell him

I got me a mighty cravin’ for some Zap Apple Jam Anyone want some?

Never heard o’ it? Huh.. Guess the distribution sales haven’t reached where you live Anyway, look! —Holds up a jar of Zap Apple Jam

“Great! Here ya go!” Putting some of the jam on some bread and then gives it to Sunny

“Yup! Lucky for you, we still got some in stock! And only for *insert price here*! It’s best to get some now before we run outta stock since we can only get Zap Apples at certain times o’ the year”

Well dip me in Applesauce and call me sugar cube! Princess Celestia! Always a pleasure

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； ― temp pin. college au. 18+ mun/muse. independent portrayal. bisexual weeb. horrible taste in men.

ᅠ ᅟᅟ ⠀ # 𝓛𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎｡ ☆ 冫 𝔀e still have a 𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒋𝒂'͟𝒔͟ 𝓰reatest⠀ 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏 - ✦ hope.⠀⠀⠀ ❜ ᅠ

⠀ ❛ come on , kids . ❌ marks the spot . ❜ #DCRP #MVRP #TTRP ᴅᴏɴᴏᴛʀᴇᴘʟʏᴛᴏᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ. ⠀

⁰⁰³ OF THE 𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ─┈ ༣・゜

♋️> I didn’t even realise my AJ was locked Lmaooooo

Howdy y’all

♋️> this layout is ASS Lmaoooo