You ever hear a song so good you wanna kill yourself open.spotify.com/track/6ghDayhH…

“its ok to not wear a bra around your family” yes absolutely but you guys know it’s also ok to not wear a bra in public right

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

ive said it before ill say it again i LOVE drew carey

Scene Partner:

im in spain without the p

Nothing beats a jet2 holigay

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

When I talk too much, I actually start to feel bad cause who asked? 💔

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

feng blinds you as you scroll past

No, I can’t throw out that piece of paper that’s been on the floor for a week. That’s the cats’ piece of paper, idiot.

to think she’s saying “i didn’t know if people were gonna like it” about THE masterpiece that is Melodrama…. crazy time

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

i don't get credit for acting far less insane than i actually am

i really woke up thinking “i’m gonna have a better day than yesterday” then catherine o’hara died i Give up

I love coming to my senses. Like you know what? Fuck you.

Canadian heritage moment™️