I love this shit 😂😂😂😂

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

all men these days do is like you, no flowers, no effort, no dates, just liking you, so boringgggg..

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

Unfortunately I’m not sneaking out of town with nobody we making that TikTok soon as we get on the island ho

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

ok yeah sure nb deserves to fuck me but like what do i deserve? do i not deserve to get fucked?? like im pissed

chicago: “what highschool did you go to”

this is how summer 2026 is going to feel

Chicago culture is finding a way to be outside just because it’s a little warm 😭😭

If you don’t feel like driving, get tf out the fast lane

stay single travel get ya coochie ate a lil bit that's really all you can do these days

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

shaming women for loving men (who wear masks to disguise their poor character) instead of shaming men for having poor character is also internalized misogyny, btw. hope this helps!