Why is he monologuing

There was a time you did?

That's terrible and you shouldn't do that. You could damage the chopper. Just use a gun.

Is my timeline out of order again. I'm an old man, twitter, you can't keep doing this to me.

[AUTOMATED MOTHER BASE AND FOB ANNOUNCEMENT:] Don't drink the "MILF Bathwater". There've been too many staff members that wound up in the Infirmary as a result. -Boss

It feels like only yesterday I took the reins back. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Maybe it's too early to retire after all.

I tried this new energy drink the R&D staff are prototyping ...I'm sticking with coffee. This Prototype "Monster" tastes like battery acid.

Also I'm not a boomer. What the hell. I didn't live through rationing to be called one of those silver platter ingrates.

I'm going to break your remaining hand

Did I hit my goddamn horn again

What's a Fortnite and why is there 10 seasons

Yes. The inferior one was the winner after all.

Damn!

I think if Nadine was racist she'd have quit sooner.

You know I don't take sides.

We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

You're gonna extract him?