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If youre taking #APUSH this year start preparing your assholes to get fucked now so youre ready to take the exam. #PSAT

If you think about it, Starbucks is just AP Coffee.

We here at the College Board would like to remind you that is 10:55pm or 1:55am and yall still havent done shit you pathetic fucks.

A reminder that when you take the SAT you wont see anything from the PSAT. Welcome to hell bitches. -The College Board aka your daddys.

So how was the #PSAT you fucking dumbasses.

The #SAT will treat you like Frances treated his dad. #PSAT

Are you student athlete looking to get a scholarship? Not after taking the #SAT you won't you fucking dumbasses. #PSAT

If you think the #PSAT was torture, that was nothing. The #SAT is much much worst.

Our 1k follower was Anna Iverson. For that accomplishment we won't torture you as bad on the #APExam.

Your mood will change during the #APExams and #SAT as much as the lead changes in this game. #WorldSeries

This is a reminder that Halloween hangovers are the worst kind of hangovers. Good luck in hell tomorrow bitches. -The College Board

Good Morning students. Still hungover from last night you pathetic pieces of shit? Well today is going to be like FDR's presidency. Long asf

World Series Winner? #HoustonStrong

Yasiel Puig's bat has gotten more tongue than any you fucking nerds.

Now that we can use 280 characters, we here at The College Board will utilize it to let you know how much of a fucking mistake you are and how torturous your classes, #APExams, and #SAT will be as well as how sorry your asses will be. Good luck you fucking nerds.

Your #MCM still has to use 140 characters.

Student Athletes, when you sign your #NLI today you're pretty much signing away your soul. Happy #NationalSigningDay you fucking morons!

Happy Thanksgiving from The College Board! This year we are thankful for your shitty test scores and giving you the "L" on the #APExam and #SAT you fucking worthless pieces of shit.

This is the season of giving and what we're giving you are anxiety attacks before finals and a shitload homework during winter break!

We may torture you beyond your limits you fucking idiots but a Merry Christmas to you all!!!