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Austin Parsons

@aparsons1127

Full-time Husband, Father, & Friend. Part-time BBQ Connoisseur, Cook, & Judge.

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calendar_today10-11-2009 03:31:57

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Hey, americanair the man & woman you guys have working the gates at @CAEAirport tonight are top notch. Dealing with a lot of delayed flights & they did so with a smile on their faces.

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Our incredibly talented worship team has released the EP below & would love to invite you to join us on 12/14 for a night of worship & praise!!

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Love me some Chick-fil-A, Inc., but why in the world are they trying to get me to call an Arnold Palmer a #Sunjoy?? Who sat in a meeting & thought, “Hey, I have an idea for a new drink!! It will be half tea and half lemonade!”

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The “long-term psychological impact” of kids having to wear masks with their peers for the next several months will pale in comparison to the impact of those same kids watching their parents act like entitled brats for the whole world to see. #dobetter #wilco #AllInThisTogether

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Is there anyplace you can feel like a 2nd class citizen more than when flying Southwest Airlines out of Salt Lake City Airport. From the 3 mile walk past all the Delta gates out to B Gates, to having to sit on the tarmac parked by the runway waiting while 14 Delta flights cut line to take off

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The Texas game was the answer to the question of “what happens when Dalton has a bad night, can we still win?” This one is gonna be the one where DK has to load em up & carry them! Especially with Monster McUglyface able to do whatever he wants.

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So many wonderful breakfast memories growing up here. Dad's office was right down the road. Terrifying scenes from the little mountain town x.com/madisonwadewbi…