||: i choked on my water but that's okay i wasn't asking to live through this i'M FuCiing

"Y'all should go the heck to sleep! Jeez." But what about Shepard? Lmao. No. The commander doesn't need to sleep who told you that lie?

"...I sure did just see a spider." This commander has arachnophobia and has now stopped working AGAIN.

And now...intrusive thoughts can be assholes, kids!

||: This is why seeing people's likes on Twitter isn't all good I'm Now A Frighten

"Everytime I decide to check how everyone's doing, Kaidan's done /something/."

"I said you did /something/. There was no mention of anyone being at fault—" quietly adds "—/yet/."

"...I thought it was Wednesday...this is fine." Time is an illusion.

Enters the room. Hears "vore." Automatically gets the heck out of here!!

"Have I ever told you I love my friend Joker? What a pal. The best!"

Mutters, "Anyway I usually don't condemn murder because apparently that's how paragons work—" LAME "—but this one time, I will accept it."

||freakin fight me on joker's importance hE WILL NOT LEAVE THE DAMN SHIP IN ME2 &HES THE 1ST FAMILIAR FACE SHEPARD SEES AFTER THAT SHIT STFU

|| me: is usually busy being gay for liara or smth []: insults joker in anyway me:

Mood:

|| i love just checking here from time to time and finding new shenanigans GOOD LORD y'all

|| i was about to actually write "in theory, i could be DEAD liara and you'd be missing one of the greatest GOOD u ever GOT" but...i didn't

|| i'm sorry if i make this sad it's late and i've got a case of the sads rip;;;

Leans uncomfortable close to the mic. "I have depression."

"I've been around—just busy." Shrug.