Need a bad bitch to force me to watch a show i wouldn't normally watch

🇺🇸“NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FOR ISRAEL - THIS IS ISRAEL’S WAR - FREE PALESTINE!”🇵🇸 | Brian McGinnis Is A REAL AMERICAN HERO!

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like i'm just chilling fr

fake ass chiller i saw u worried about a task

Imagine taking a 3.5 hour lunch here during business hours

If Real Madrid keeps performing like this, there’s no need to get a girlfriend

Slow walkers are so funny dude just kill yourself at that point

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

Groovemaxxing

she let me hit because i said “mande” and not “que”

sometimes a woman is so pretty u genuinely have no choice but to blow your shit smoove off

it’s gonna be a mexican boy summer (working overtime, love bombing and mexican cigarettes)

girl that’s out of my league already seen my top 3 outfits and she wanna hangout again

túmulo: vazio satanás: moggado pôncios pilatos: covardemaxxing judas iscariotes: jestergooning fariseus: framemogged tomé: pico de cortisol jesus: vidaeternapilled

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

Bouta go to prison just to focus on working out

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

Scaring the hoes by being too oblivious to all the signs and cues they are giving me to make a move