the corner of my tvs LCD is starting to flicker and die out and it’s like watching your old dog start to slow down with age

Ah, I remember fondly of Gen 13 when they released the Piss Ball mechanic that makes your opponent piss theirselves and who could forget Wobbleweeble, Treedoko, Mrs. Mime, Ervero, Fuckass, and the new legendary, Antlered Animal

63 has never looked better, nigga! #BirthdayNigga

bought prismatic bundles yesterday and doesn’t have money for this award 🥇

lowk what They probably did to this dude

no time to explain you need to drink at least a liter of milk and then chug down half a liter of cola

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

washed his clothes without detergent and had to rewash all his clothes on quick wash setting award 🥇

actually fighting using fists <<<<<<<<<<<<< liquifying shit and injecting it into people

do you think this will be like a harambe situation and there will be another upscale in the insanity like entering hardmode in terraria after beating the wall of flesh

spring here in Texas and it’s already fucking miserable dude this state sucks so fucking much I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I HATE IT HERE

sometimes I like to drink a cup of soda then wash it down with a huge amount of water so it forces the burps in my stomach out they taste terrible and I hate it

ya gotta remember NYP is not a newspaper. it is a right wing tabloid that makes money by riling up very stupid, very racist people with absolute nonsense.

Why did they fill a truck with Diet Cola and Video Games? 🧐

the fuck is going on right now