my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

they get mad af when we mention that they took him out

Another pandemic before GTA6 is absurd.

All this struggle just for life to end on a random day.

We're entering in the Golden Age of Unemployment

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

You gotta give ESPN credit. The network is doing its level best to turn the next generation of young Americans into degenerate gamblers. It's what you might call an eat shit and die moment.

yall talking about a second quarantine like they’re not gonna just let us die this time 😭😭😭

You can never convince me that we’re supposed to be living like this.

why do subway workers even ask you what bread you want? obviously i want herb & cheese bread dumbass

I don’t wanna have another lockdown man, that shit deadass pushed society back 10 years

Has anyone noticed that we are now just jumping from crisis to crisis to crisis?

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

we ain’t doing a sequel to Covid son. if we catch u without a mask in public this time u getting #Kirked

Do yo own shit nigga

Niggas take it personal you don’t hit they vape. Disgusting