Anyway, it’s Deeperlife that has adjusted to the times, and it’s them I blame. Because Deeperlife of 2007? You and your body hugging blue asoebi would have gone on suspension.

"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE a thread

Beyoncé writing a whole essay

Decorum is adviced Slavery isn't.

Work dey this morning or e no dey?

Life in general. Just look at the last election.

You can stay away from politics all you like but politicians will never stay away from your future.

I'll never understand how that came to be

Both my kids have Kolo for the past 2-3years now. They save whatever "change" or cash gifts relatives give them. Every year, on their birthday or Christmas, their mom opens it for them, use the money to get a gift then nail it back. Kolo isn't fort knox.

I have two kids and it's a nightmare trying to keep an eye on them when we go out. I wouldn't judge this man at all.

Was Tinubu not flogged as a kid?

When you're rich, you're not called a thief, you're called controversial.

Na only @PiggyBankNG deserve new month greetings, make others go collect their own from their banks. Correct people, happy new month jare. It pays to save.

Short message on ball pythons. They're now nearly threatened and if action is not taken, we may not see them again. Ball pythons are not seeking to hurt you. They're non venomous and are very shy. Let them go on their ways! Tainkyu ✌🏾

"Which Igbo elder-slash-philosopher-slash-kink connoisseur came up with it? Were they standing in the village square, watching a group of men take a synchronized leak?"    A Piss taking Idiom sagbachronicles.com/2025/01/04/a-p…

Guaranty Trust I have sent emails and twitter DMs, but no response. Close to N300,000 was drained from my account since 12th of April. I did not make this transaction. I can not call your number because I am currently out of Nigeria. Guaranty Trust Bank Help

Lady Bird Little women Barbie

It's crazy how this generation expects you to constantly remain enraged.

It's for the little spoon. If you're the big spoon, it's definitely uncomfortable