holy shit i briefly forgot that if i don’t execute perfectly my bloodline is over

I Miss Being An Evil Internet Phenomenon.

i might have accumulated too many socks. i put 20 pairs on a separate pile just to get a sense of scale, and eyeballing the rest from there, i'd say it's anywhere between 80 and 100 pairs in total

sometimes i hear a clothes brand name and know it's going to be worn exclusively by insufferable idiots just from the phonetics

everybody's recommending the "mediterranean diet" for longevity, but i don't think i've ever seen a mediterranean person who looked younger than their age

vegans love to cause trouble because they have to take out their cruelty on people instead of channeling it toward animals like the rest of us

i fear i'm about to turn incel_freak into even more of an incel_freak

pear is the best fruit and the worst body shape

i think i've ended up resenting and eventually blocking every single person whom i followed for their looks and not their tweets. i will now proceed not to learn from this nor apply this lesson to my real-life entanglements because that's like an entirely different thing

it's neurologically impossible for me to walk past a guy wearing a blazer with jeans without vividly imagining myself drowning him in a rainwater barrel or a fountain

*trying to explain anorexia to an american*

everybody's salivating over braless au pairs like if a slightly ill-fitting bra wasn't nature's strongest aphrodisiac

Anya Taylor-Joy and Jisoo for Dior Beauty

i've forgotten better drafts than you could have ever written

a cigarette taking 20 minutes off your life isn't even that bad considering that one day of work takes away 8 hours

dior sausage

Übermensch is when a man is an uber driver