| Everywhere I look, I see people saying they've been RPing for over X amount of years, usually over five. Meanwhile, I'm over here with barely three years under my belt.

| Gym Sock flavored Kool-Aid. When you just don't like Kool-Aid, think of this and hate it even more.

"Ugh, smells like horse shit.." Guess who's NOT cleaning the stables? Luckily, not Kallus.. Poor little lad, the stable-boy is.

It was the middle of the day, gray clouds blanketing the sky and that meant only one thing; mock duels. Kallus stood apart from his opponent, though something was different; he wasn't wearing his armor, save for the hauberk he wore occasionally. With a dulled blade in hand, -

- he nodded in greeting to the other. Thorkel

"With a respect, my Queen, dueling keeps us in fighting shape so that we may fight those who seek to do you or our country harm."

| all due respect*

Looks to the left, then the right. Coughs.

| You don't have to shovel the drive way if there isn't any snow. *Insert meme here* x.com/FlamingAshe/st…

| Send it to your secret pocket dimension? So you can unleash your frozen rage against them? x.com/FlamingAshe/st…

| And people say the nice guy approach doesn't work. I mean what- x.com/FlamingAshe/st…

"I find my first deployment to be rather...uneventful." She speaks like a woman with her soul crushed, unexpecting and in the pits of despair.