“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay? i’m lonely but im good. im bitter but i swear im fine. i’ll save all my romanticism for my inner life

You ever just feel like everything youve done to be successful has been for nothing and there's no point in doing anything anymore

NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY

anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary

A Texas teen tested positive for sepsis, but was cleared to leave because her fetus still had a heartbeat. She got worse, but they insisted on 2 ultrasounds before treatment. She died hours later. If you have daughters in TX, vote for Allred & Harris. Their lives depend on it.

If she wins outright Tuesday night I will reach levels of intoxication heretofore unheard of among human beings

I think I will go to my grave angry about how mappa treated Yuuri on Ice after that show made their entire studio. Will piss me off til the day I die

I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests

Americans yearn for loveable nerds named Steve

me all of November so far: x.com/IslandxShorts/…

Walking out of the theater having seen wicked and hating makes me feel like I have a super power and no one knows it, but the power is just my inner child who has always hated wizard of oz lmao

Wish Lazzie a Happy 24th Birthday today! She is the oldest little blue penguin in the world!

There's nothing like decorating your apt for the holidays and doing other cozy winter things. Maybe I am meant to be domesticated

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

I do think I’m better than you for simply knowing what the odyssey is before yesterday btw

Ok but on a serious note, all this talk of making Canada the 51st state is getting batshit crazy. I was promised stability. He’s not even in office yet and we are already talking about annexing Canada and taking the Panama Canal by force.

If you’re going to see Nosferatu in hopes of there being a spongebob cameo dont even though waste your time. He’s not in it