I’m short and bald, that’s 2 strikes in the game of unattractive baseball… I need to go back to the gym or soon Imma be out

Italians are just smooth. Why did a 6 year old Italian boy run game on my daughter so well that it worked! I felt envy not anger?? Chill Mario

Halloween is a lesson in how to score drugs, by the end of night every kid knows where to find the best product, have consumed half of their stash, and the following week is full of sketchy ass behavior… is there a CA in MoCo?

The sound of my daughter and her teammates having fun at soccer practice is the same as my inner monologue when I’m having a panic attack. a lot of panicked high pitched screaming

When my comedy friends share a funny meme I click on the Original source and give that MF a like or follow, you don’t get 😂’s for identifying someone elses good work

First soccer season over! guess whose more happy? No more driving 30 min on Thursday afternoon to watch beginners not focus or develop skills at their craft. Now I can get back to open mic comedy

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Found my daughter plays red light green light at recess, but they call it squid game and they sing it in Korean. 1. It’s amazing to see other cultures penetrate into American culture with widespread acceptance and 2. Which one of these psychopath ass kids watched squid game?!

I stay showing up early to places. I can’t tell if it’s because I was in the military or If I’m just corny now or both

Trade landscape zora.co/coin/base:0x93…

I love swing shift

chilling with Ollie after work