How is it possible that this amount of stuff comes out of me. But I put so little in???

Why do my insides hate me?

Don’t think this doors hands were washed.... #purell #coronavirus

Can’t wait to poop green for #StPatricksDay beer kills all bacteria and viruses right?

.#bipartisan •#liberal. #democrat #republican #poop. One thing we all have in common. United by poop. Now that’s bipartisan.

Is this considered an outhouse? #covidbathroom #outdoorpotty #staysafe #bsafepooping

Full on a completely different discarded potty that was left in the exact spot as the other two previous toilets. What is going on. #pottyconspiracy #pottygate

I mean how much did you hate this toilet to tell it to step outside and fight it.

So many sad sad toilets without a home.

Win tickets for Lobster dola.com/r/Ne761O/event…

U r not the owner - ur dog OWNS u. Who picks up whose dookie? the puppies r n control! #Ilovedogs

Let there be blood. Um... Doctor. Doctor?

This unicorn could change your life too... youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhd…

Will the Crap go down tomorrow morning or will we be in the sh*t? Will you be watching Comey vs Trump?

complex.com/life/2017/06/m… I #heart everything about this! #Trump #Trumptolietpaper #Toilet Y'all gotta go potty sometime.

kansascity.com/news/nation-wo… #DisneyGeesePoop #CrappydayatDisney

I swear I had corn three weeks ago... #cornisback

Holding it in.... for an important meeting.

IBS-D + Sibo = lose of 6 lbs. #IBS #SIBO #diarrhea