my babe fit dey para for me, make i dey plot how to kiss am. na that kind person i be.

I’ll fail this test woefully because there’s nothing i hate in my life more than slow internet. Actually there is, it’s APC.

i go press money for girl i like, leave this online talk 😂

Mom:"Just tell me the truth, I'm not going to beat you,I just want to know who did it" Me to my siblings:

Real

It's something I'm trying to master... I don't want my happiness to be attached to anyone be you who

When my bro starts giving me lectures on how to win in life, but he is an Arsenal fan

i want to sleep with you, that’s just it. i’m saying the truth right now, i want to sleep with you. i’m not like other guys trying to use relationship, trying to use money to lure you. no, i’m a very straightforward person. i want to sleep with you, that is why i’m chatting with

I'd send this to this girl the next time she asks me what I want 😑

Attack on titan....no anime comes closee 🙂

Bad bitch sucking my dick so skillfully, I call her ronaldinhoe.

If you problem na wig..send acc, no disturb God again make him see chance answer we with dreams

Easier to operate and the battery lasts faster than iPhones

If na so I take dy waste the money before I meet am, she for meet me broke and she no go gree date me. N1m for nails is absolute madness.

“you’re scared of 5k billing?” una If to say you get am, you for no bill me. Useless women

sex is the easiest thing to get if you can fuck anybody