2006...don't think you've gotta worry about that buddy!

Hombres: si os vais con desconocidos y os pasa algo es culpa vuestra Los mismos hombres: qué malas personas las mujeres que no aceptan ni que un desconocido les invite a comer

congrats to brett on his self insert fanfic come to life

I’ve mentioned this before, but they didn’t even give Patrat a chance dude “Welcome to route 1, here’s the normal type rodent… and here’s a cuter, stronger pokemon that also gets intimidate, did I mention watchog has illuminate”

Hiding in a best buy overnight to be the first person in line to legally purchase them rather then just stealing them outright is certainly a plan

Y así estáis de tolais

powerscalers when the tortoise beat the hare: grrrrr arggggghhhh jshdgeigdjxhdgdfd *pulls out hair* the tortoise can’t outrun the hare bc it’s literally supposed to be slower. why did the author make the tortoise win. this is terrible storytelling fix if now . arrgggeghhhhhhhh

El Estado permite que tu cabeza no esté en una pica en la plaza del pueblo

No es suficiente, necesito que lo ahorquen públicamente con un cable de red

Becoming a hardcore vegan and telling other vegans “I just hate animals so fucking much the thought of eating them makes me sick”

pq o roger tá vermelho e tem flores q nem uma cena de shoujo? o roger tava indo se declarar pro barba branca?

remember when jennifer lawrence said she and others had been referring to meryl streep on set as the goat and meryl had just assumed they meant the animal and still went along with it

When my son gave his graduation speech, he began reading from a prepared text. "I want to thank my mother & the wonderful influence she has had on my life. She is a shining example of parenthood." He paused, looked up & said, "Sorry, it's so hard to read my mum's handwriting."

No me sorprende porque es normal en los mangakas de serializaciones tan largas ir cambiando el arte a lo largo de su carrera, pero lo de Oda es fascinante. Qué bueno era.

Los portugueses tienen que flipar con que, después de haber lanzado una candidatura conjunta con España, tengan dos sedes, mientras la acoplada Marruecos (nadie quiere que esté) tenga SEIS (6) Da miedo pensar hasta donde llegan los tentáculos del régimen marroquí

Clasismo por el día del trabajador ❤️

la evolución de La 2