BREAKING: President Trump is set to sign an Executive Order as soon as today allowing crypto investments in 401(K) retirement plans, per a White House official.

🔥 NOW: $ETH at $4,700

Another all time high for Bitcoin, and people will still call it a scam while their cash devalues year over year to inflation - in reality it’s the greatest deflationary asset in existence

Still early

This might be the stupidest thing that has ever been said on live television

Fire everyone trade everyone sell the team already

If you woke up today and > have a job > can call both your parents > not physically ill > have somewhere to go back home to it is a good day regardless of what else is going on in the world or what you might be stressed about easy to take these things for granted

Democrats are the only group on the planet that can gun down an innocent man, celebrate his death, mock his wife, destroy memorials for him, lie about who killed him and somehow STILL make themselves the victims.

Can’t wait to watch the dolphins lose by 100 tonight

0-3 Jets vs 0-3 Dolphins on Primetime tonight

THE YANKEES SURVIVE SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

Drinking dat dirty water

Happy Friday to those who celebrate 🤘

It’s cuz they hate Trump more than they love America. Cognitive dissonance in full effect.

3 steps to Fix the Dolphins 1. Trade everyone you can get as many picks as you can get and blow it up. 2. Fire Everybody, Grier, McDaniel, and the entire front office. 3. Bring back the throwback logo to send a message you are ending this error of Dolphins football.

The Bronx Zoo. Yankee Stadium | #RepBX

Hitler Brings Peace To Israel buff.ly/Xy3z7wT

RIP Sister Jean

This is the worst dolphins team I’ve ever seen in my life

MVP. Case Closed. Congratulations to Aaron Judge on winning the 2025 American League MVP award 👏