there’s always someone on twitter arguing with no one. saying stuff like “but I was told steph curry wasn’t a good shooter”

A 31 year old Joe Biden just woke up from a long nap on the Amtrak. All he remembers from the dream is a white rectangle that could hold a thousand songs

(Catching up to a guy in the grocery store) I got milk before I knew you had already gotten some. I wasn’t copying you

10 years ago today, 13-year-old me made the biggest mistake of his life Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you hopped on a quick call - when you hopped on a quick call - how many quick calls you hopped on - how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

For the Land! #CLINCHED

brat summer is over. it's time for wreck of the edmund fitzgerald fall

Wordle 1,192 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 After two years of using the same starting word, my day has finally come

It’s a college football Saturday at most schools across the country. It’s a baseball Saturday at Rocchio State University.

For the first time since 2016, the Cleveland Guardians are moving on to the #ALCS! #CLINCHED

If you haven’t heard the news, it’s time to start believing in those Cleveland Guardians substack.com/home/post/p-14…

[costco guys if they really got into radiohead] we’re creeps! we’re weirdos! of course we don’t belong here!

catholic anime funko pop is the name of my daylist on spotify

baseball has arrived so i am back on twitter to plug something beautiful i just wrote about the cleveland baseball team antiarcus.substack.com/p/the-empty-co…