[when one of the characters in candyman says candyman out loud] you dumb bitch

I feel like snake drafting first in a 10-14 man league is like, can Christian McCaffrey and this rag tag band of misfits save your fantasy season? #FantasyFootball #NFL

If you think I’m going to spend my entire Sunday sitting in one single spot on the couch watching the NFL, you’re absolutely right because football is fucking back baby!

Me: I've got a good feeling about the giants season New York Giants : *challenges a touchdown* Me: oh i was wrong again #NFL #NFLSunday #giants

ur in her dms, im in your dms, what does she have that i don't?

you're in her dms, im in the back of a two person horse costume by myself

Check it out!!!

New logo courtesy of Juliette Zorn! 🧡

How’s your new life working out for you in the new year? Ah, still reaching for the gin and meth? Good on ya. Nothing matters. Love your deterioration. Eat Arby’s

Y’all realizethat a pop-punk resurgence means we’re going to have to endure another decade of “pop-punk’s not dead” after this?

retweet if you want a season 3

HUSTLE HAUS SESSIONS ARE HERE! Thanks so much to Shadow Studios & Rubbish Records for showcasing THREE NEW SONGS by yours truly! youtube.com/watch?v=AbtkRe…

Road trip shenanigans Nick: last time I drove on 95 it was nothing but churches and I'm like Jesus Christ! Corey: yeah they say that too

A punk rock song won't ever change the world But I can tell you about a couple that changed me

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the Queen has died again. They accidentally dropped her coffin here and yeahhhhhh ummm…ahh 💔

This year for Halloween, don't forget to check your children's candy for free drugs #Halloween #HalloweenEnds #HALLYUWEENPH2022

Today we are excited to announce that Ashes of the Old has reached over 10,000 streams on Spotify! 🔥 Thank you so much to everyone who's listened to the album—words cannot describe how much we appreciate your continued love & support. 🧡