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Press X To Podcast: Episode 27 is back with Paul, Shawn, and Trevor discussing #BlackOps4Beta #OctopathTraveler #TEKKEN #AnthemGame and plenty of salt! cogconnected.com/video/press-x-…

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

Good lord the end is creepy. 🙀 x.com/ThatsGerard/st…

Computer: "Incorrect password" Me: *Attempts every possible password combination from last decade* Computer: "Incorrect password" Me: *Resets password* Computer: "Sorry, but you have already used that password before" Me:

I’m so happy to announce that this li’l guy has finally come! Please say hi to Tobias! #yeg #BacchusBaby

The hilarious comedy musical #BookOfMormon will be at @itsallatthejube Sept 18-23! RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to the Sept 18 show, plus dinner for 2 to @TheBuckOnWhyte! I’ll pick a winner out of all entries here/FB/IG by Sept14. Learn more: edmonton.broadway.com/shows/book-mor…

Well done on reducing one of the greatest sportswomen alive to racist and sexist tropes and turning a second great sportswoman into a faceless prop.

Back on Twitter after a two month hiatus. Man, it sure feels good to disconnect. Y’all should try it sometime.

Afterparty Review – An Intoxicating Follow Up to Oxenfree cogconnected.com/review/afterpa…

Congratulations to Extra Life Edmonton for raising over $200,000 for the Stollery Children's Hospital this past weekend. We're happy to support such an amazing event!

#SuperCrushKO, from the makers of Graceful Explosion Machine, is worth a look. The game's combo system is really fun.

Sometimes people do awful things. Despite those awful things, sometimes people can spend the rest of their lives doing amazing things. The good things don’t negate the bad thing, but people can change for the better. Can you imagine eternal judgement for one mistake?

I’ve never seen The Leftovers, is this it

We all know Fast 10 needs to be called Fast10 Your Seatbelts but why is Fast 9 not called The Rise of Paulwalker?

-Giveaway- I'm giving away a copy of Super Mario 3D World + Bowsers Fury! All you have to do to enter is be following me and retweet this post. Winner will be chosen on Friday February 19th. Good luck!