Why have I just paid more for a train to the airport than I have for a flight to the other side of Europe.

I hate London IDST.

Quality Wednesday morning listening.

Pal needed villa for 27k, cashed out for 7.5 before the game.... yuck.

I fucking hate Luke Littler the fat fucking slob cunt.

How the fuck do people have beards, forgot to bring my razor to work, I'm 10 days deep and feel like one of the Twits

I’m sorry but Paul Danan remains undefeated on instagram

5 days to go and I won't have to set in this godforsaken county again. Byeeeee Denmark

All hail Lord Houchen

Paid a fortune to listen to Kanye West in my underpants. Some Saturday this.

2 shifts left till I'm paid off, the pressing question on my mind is do I take the whole summer off or get back on the phone looking for work on Wednesday?

Does anyone else massively overthink wearing sunglasses? Like, it’s the most normal thing in the world to do, and yet I feel so self-conscious about it. As if people are thinking ‘Look at him, trying to be cool, wearing sunglasses. As if he’s a pop star or something’

Bank Holiday Monday MC Stompin sessionsssss.

2.5 years later and my time in Denmark has came to an end, I'd like to say it's been a pleasure but it really hasn't.

Having to log on to my old phone to use this, forgot my password and the email its used for 🙃

Love a fried egg sandwich

Havnt been on here in months and it's turned quite shite hasn't it. Idiots from either side of the fence talking absoloute wallop.

Choppaz eve n tha 🚁

Treating meself to a little bag of fruit pastilles.