I miss when the internet was just jokes about bear grylls drinking his own piss. Now it’s just jokes of me drinking mine. #pleasestop

Do not fear, it is I, the man with the naruto profile picture who has been commenting on all of your posts. I’m here to run into your embrace, arms straight back cause it makes me go faster I swear.

Guy Fieri didn’t struggle for years just to have people wear flame tees ‘ironically’.

4am. Can’t sleep. Should I be productive?, nay, another savage peppa pig compilation calls to me. I am cleansed.

do u ever have a crush on someone and ur heart goes: 💖💕💛💞💓🦋💓💛💞💕🦋💖✨🦋💕✨🦋💕💖🦋✨💖💛💓🦋💕💞💖💛🦋✨💓 and their heart go:

all those rumor articles about me? they’re all true. i’m dating all of them. every single one. i collect them and drink their blood and that’s how i got a #1 song. i’m becoming too powerful.

happy black history month girls and gays stop letting your ugly ass boyfriend use the nword because we will find out

'Are you sure there was an actual funeral?' Cyrell asking what all of Australia is thinking #MAFS

Again - where do people learn to do make up like this? Clown school? #MAFS

I know she's not from Melbourne but Ines has what I'd call 'Hoppers Crossing resting bitch face' #MAFS

#endometriosis #endometriosisawareness #endowarrior

i hate myself :)

Just one more thing alligators and I have in common. on.natgeo.com/2CrCtPO