Easiest job in the world working as a designer for adidas mind. Every keeper kit copy and paste. Every “original release” copy and paste from 20 years ago

Ah well atleast we can try and put it right against PSG on Wednesday with a 433 and Woltemade on Wissa off sub in the 70th minute, then hope to put that right on Saturday with a 433 and Woltemade on Wissa off sub in the 70th minute

If only I had testicles (I’m one hour ahead I sent it at 19:46 uk time)

12 years. 253 appearances. A leader on and off the pitch. 🥹 We can confirm that Jamaal Lascelles has completed a permanent switch to Leicester City.

Russian Garbage Human He was a wrong ‘un. I could see that even then.

Would still be our best winger 😭😭

The amount of white-haired folks in that audience; positively giddy at the prospect of dictating how *I* should work and earn - to pay all my taxes - to fund their ironclad pension hikes and fortnightly dawdle down to the GP. Least self-aware generation there'll ever be.

The team I work in are based in Austria, is he saying he wants 5 FOREIGNERS to IMMIGRATE to the UK so we can all work in an office together?

Oh good, Hopkinson is a dinosaur

Ffs she’s better than Elanga

I just feel like this won’t change anything and will just create arguments of “well actually the attacker hasn’t passed the defender’s right kneecap” Back to square one with drawing stupid lines

Left: 5 minute VAR review Right: 5 minute VAR review

Took all our transfer targets, in our worst run of form for 40 years, down to 10 men, AND YOU STILL CANT BEAT US, SHITE

Ticket gestapo missed this one NUFC box office?

Clear as day corruption

Eddie Howe as soon as the half time whistle goes

Luke believes football only lasts 45 minutes. Bit weird

It’s time… #NUFC