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calendar_today06-02-2015 21:54:24

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"sorry for asking so many questions" Fool, I have spent the last 15 years molding myself into someone worthy of being questioned. You have fallen into my trap, I have tricked you into talking to me.

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Was asked to upgrade someone's 256GB drive They purchase a new one I go there and their current drive is 1TB with windows trapped in a 200GB partition

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Ever since voice assistant has turned into gemini, I've had to argue with it. "turn off the light" "which light would you like to turn off?" "there is only one light" "turning off the light."

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My texting grammar is very bad because, like my tweets, I edit my wording a lot, but unlike my tweets, I don't read my texts 10 times

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Can we please price the cost of receiving mail into the cost of sending mail? I need a few pieces of mail per week but companies are allowed to cheaply bury it in a sizable stack of wasted paper that mimics real documents

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Cars have computers with wireless connectivity and big screens in them but you have to buy a $10-20 trinket to display an engine code

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My coworker told me the snow is fake and brought up the lighter thing... Luckily I just so happened to have a blow torch on me that doesn't make any soot

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You only have to go to the circuit breaker once if you open it while live and short it with the screwdriver to turn the power off