"sorry for asking so many questions" Fool, I have spent the last 15 years molding myself into someone worthy of being questioned. You have fallen into my trap, I have tricked you into talking to me.

Was asked to upgrade someone's 256GB drive They purchase a new one I go there and their current drive is 1TB with windows trapped in a 200GB partition

I lost my door knob I don't know where I put it

Ever since voice assistant has turned into gemini, I've had to argue with it. "turn off the light" "which light would you like to turn off?" "there is only one light" "turning off the light."

i always ruin my portable tissue packs because i lift the sticker the wrong way...

My texting grammar is very bad because, like my tweets, I edit my wording a lot, but unlike my tweets, I don't read my texts 10 times

Can we please price the cost of receiving mail into the cost of sending mail? I need a few pieces of mail per week but companies are allowed to cheaply bury it in a sizable stack of wasted paper that mimics real documents

I don't have tweet brain anymore so I'm just going to have to rely on drafts to say things on the internet

Cars have computers with wireless connectivity and big screens in them but you have to buy a $10-20 trinket to display an engine code

IMO I just prefer having lower tire pressure in the winter. It's just my personal preference.

I like modern art

Being a little sick is nice because it means I take sudafed and sudafed is a pretty enjoyable stimulant...

How do I make a fume extractor if I don't have a fume extractor? Where did the first fume extractor come from??

My coworker told me the snow is fake and brought up the lighter thing... Luckily I just so happened to have a blow torch on me that doesn't make any soot

I was setting things up to deploy this to our clients' PCs and it was just impossible to google anything about it

A computer scientist named Phil Carmody realized that computer code is just binary ones and zeros.

You only have to go to the circuit breaker once if you open it while live and short it with the screwdriver to turn the power off