still the best dance pop song of the millennium btw

No me importa ser la villana en la historia de alguien que ya me tenía harta.

Quiero recalcar que a como la CCSS no es gratuita esos cursos de Open English tampoco lo son, recuerden que la plata para el financiamiento sale del bolsillo de los costarricenses.

when grandma shows everyone why her pussy is the reason for everybody in the room

Gays that don’t understand Madonna are so boringggg

respeta tu cultura, maricón, cómo no te va a gustar Madonna?!?!!!???

Mariconcitos es Madonna, la artista pop más grande de TODOS los tiempos, así que vamos cerrando el ortito

Los chavistas tienen prohibido haberse graduado del colegio? O por que son todos tan idiotas?

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Gaga’s silence on Palestine

Meryl Streep commends Lady Gaga’s contributions to “The Devil Wears Prada 2” in a new interview with BBC Radio 2: “First of all, she was in the middle of a world tour, and she just flew down and did this for us, but we got to see her perform a song that she wrote for the movie

Don’t remember how they made you feel; remember what they did.

im never letting anyone forget this shot im sorry

If you’re loud in the morning, I automatically don’t like you.