|| I fucking STOLE LEMON BARS AND A RED BULL CAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERE IN THE EXTRA FRONT SPACE ON MY CART. I got to my car and just panicked. Smfh.

|| I’m a criminal. I’m a criminal eating my stolen lemon bars. ..

|| …. *enjoying my lemon bars* Thats the math. I’m less panicked now. But I was just like “DID PEOPLE WATCH ME AND THINK I DID THIS ON PURPOSE??” 😂

|| logically. I know this. Tragically I’m a tol green haired imbecile who attracts the gaze of every elder southern individual. I am now paranoid always that people are watching. Lmfao. Issa okie tho.

|| THATS the plan 😌✨

… Mommy..

Crawls into the reader’s lap.

Nuzzles into Angie’s neck. “Hello.. I missed you..”

“I hate when you work.. I don’t like you leaving me..” A little pout on her lips while clinging to her sister.

“Anywhere that I can’t quickly waddle to and touch you is too far.. Work from home.” She huffs and playfully nips at Angela’s finger. “Or we can play doctor. I can pretend to be different patients..”

“Love me, hold me, squeeze me and never leave me?” Her head tilted as it raised. Eyelashes batting temptingly. “Take my temperature, give me a check up, make me feel all better. . ~”

Stretches. “Morning-“

Could be us

Ass, ass everywhere. Not complaining, just vocalizing my view.

📲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 : 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 ~

It’s something about the Ziegler genetics- or something like that.

Go on, ask me about my mommy issues.

|| replaying various Zelda games. Urbosa and Impa still have my whole heart. 🤌🤌 Making me want an elf/fairy oc again just to benefit from the stories.

Spare praise? Spare praise?