taylor babe if you are hiring i am open to employment i will send you my cv

i’m moving out of my flat today and ophelia is making so so sure that i know she is Very Sulky and Extremely Displeased about it

omg guess where i’m going tomorrow

girl who’s going to be ok (got a high score on the spider-man ride right before meeting spider-man)

twitter thinks this is spam i promise it is not

BRIAN COX???????????????????

been back in america less than 48 hours #HarrisWalz2024

the rumors are true dragon age: the veilguard does turn you gay (accidentally made my rook too hot and now can’t focus on the game)

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

can’t believe i got kicked out of the UK just in time for this shit

kamala lost wisconsin by 32k votes. third party/other had 49k votes. stop playing with people’s fucking lives. YOU cost us this election.

pod my guys i’m really gonna need you to step up this time and save america

anyway is now a good time to come out to my extended r*publican family

absolutely crazy to think that someday i will be voting for america’s first woman president for the third time

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ok time to get off here for like seventy-five different reasons find me on the other one i guess???