guys I’m so scared #dwts x.com/txtsniper/stat…

okay FUCK that 5th place result #DWTS

im sweating this is so serious to me #dwts

another break… #dwts

ROBERT WON IM SO HAPPY #DWTS

Insane to see the women sitting on stools behind the couches. So we can hear from the men and Taylor’s parents? What’s even the point of this reunion? #SLOMW #SLOMWreunion

wdym the MORMON WIVES got kicked off the stage of their own reunion for a CHEATER to speak and get attention with a bunch of men… #SLOMW

how did i go from this to paying bills

My drug dealers have arrived.

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

please stop making everything digital i want to keep saving the movie ticket, the concert ticket, a handwritten note, a photo, the invitation of about 15 & all those little things in a shoebox to open when im 80

i’m literally so funny and sexy why am i gonna be single on valentine’s day again

Happy Lunar New Year! 2026 is the Year of the Horse and predicted to be a year of bravery, speed, and resilience. Wishing you and your loved ones a bright Lunar New Year!

BREAKING🚨: For the first time since 1863, Ramadan, Lent, and Lunar New Year are all taking place at the same time 🤯 An exceptional event that will only happen again in 2189.

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”