Vince Clark was in Depeche Mode for ten minutes and wrote their most popular tune. Must be a right pisser for the rest of them.

The first season of Blackadder is so much worse than the others that it's inclusion in box sets amounts to an ecological crime. So many DVDs bought by people who will never, ever watch them

Any company making a product that'll help you 'sleep like a baby' should rethink their strategy. I don't want anything to do with anything that'll make we wake up covered in my own piss and shit.

The best racing game of all time is Diddy Kong Racing on the N64. I cannot believe Nintendo have persisted with Mario Kart and left Diddy Kong behind

If there's anything that demonstrates that things deemed to be fashionable don't necessarily look good, it's the current trend for white Dad trainers. They look unequivocally shit on everyone that wears them. Would have got the piss ripped out of you for wearing them in the 90s.

AI thumbnails for your videos really make me not want to watch your content. They look absolutely fucking awful. Like a 6 year old mashed crayons into a turd. I know it's cheap. I know it's easy. But it's shit. Also I hate you.

'Tradwives' are to actual traditional housewives what 'furries' are to animals. They're just putting on a costume and persona.

If your restaurant has 'skin on fries' on the menu I don't think you're fancy, I think you can't be bothered to peel potatoes.

The Time Travellers Wife is a noncey book about grooming. Very weird.

If Bob the Builder was a real builder, Health & Safety would have shut him down.

Country lanes should be a one way only road system.

Combat/Cargo trousers only became popular because of the amount of shit we used to carry when going out clubbing
Wallet, Phone, 40 fags, lighter, chewing gum, Vicks vapor rub.
My son goes clubbing all he takes is his phone.

Album reviews are practically pointless these days. They used to serve a purpose of providing a guide before people spent money. You're only going to read a review if you're interested in it, so now that streaming is common, it's better to just listen and make your own mind up.

There will be loads of people over the next generations who deeply regret that their parents and grandparents chose 'direct cremations' - because 'nobody likes funerals, and I don't want to be a fuss'. A funeral is a vital part of the grieving process and brings closure for many.

As a parent, I know for a fact that those robes the all teens at Hogwarts wear all day and night absolutely fucking stink.

Porn makes double penetration look a lot easier than it actually is. In real life, getting everyone's bits lined up at the right height is really awkward, takes a while and can really kill the moment.

Interviewees, not everything is a 'really good question.' Sometimes it's fine to go er, ah, or um when thinking of what to say in reply.

Stop putting functions on earbuds. I just want to adjust them in my ears not pause it and fast forward three tracks.

Neil Young's widely panned 1982 synth & vocoder-filled album Trans is a misunderstood masterpiece.

More people would enjoy classical music if they knew more about it