"You sir, are no fun-"

"Aww, but the fact that you would is sweet-"

"And they say romance is dead-"

"Elegantly said-"

He can be agreeable when he wants to be.

Just casually sipping a smoothie- Should he be keeping to himself indoors right now? Probably. Is he going to do that? Nope.

He's rummaging through all the kitchen cabinets.. What's he looking for? Hot Pockets. Is he in his own apartment? No. No he is not. He climbed in here through the window. People really should lock those.

"Hm.." There's a distinct lack of attention around here. Unacceptable, in the panther's opinion. Give the attention.

He's rolling a blueberry across the floor. .....A moment later his iguana scrambled across the floor to snatch it up and monch. Exercise.

Highly grumpy panther noises. He's out of hot pockets. Now he's gotta go 'borrow' a box from some apartment building nearby. Why? Because that's free. And people who don't lock their windows are just asking for him to visit.

Don't mind him, just taking M I C H A E L by the arm and pulling him into bed to curl up on top of him. Nothing unusual there.

...Quietly sniffs at the air.

Very fierce. Fear him.

Will bite you right now-

Oooh he coming

"Hm.." He's restless. And you know what that means? Yep, he's gone off to look for interesting things. Possibly through less than legal means. Depends.

It's too damn hot- He's going to lay on the kitchen floor and melt.

Soft yawn. Oh look he's alive-

Yawns. What'd he miss-